Scary Insight into Hooch's Brain #113

Conversation with o/s friend:

Me: blah blah blah

Him: blah blah blah

Me: blah blah

Him: The site I mentioned: www.greataupairs.com. They even have hot foreign guys if you want one of them.

Me: Even though it may be the only way I'd get one these days, the idea of blackmailing the poor chap to have sex with me or leave the country does quite do it for me.

Him: Just tell him you need him to look after your inner child.

Me: oops, that was supposed to be DOESN'T ... how's that for a freudian!!

Me: oh god, I would love someone to do all the 'grown up' stuff around the house.

Me: and now I have Howzat*/**/***/**** in my head. HELP!


Make it stop. Oh please, make it stop.


*Which I hated as a child
**And yet I it leaps into my head unbidden
***And for those that grew up blessed to have not been exposed, welcome to my hell
****And if you are a complete masochist, try this.